
The last book didn't sell much since Waldo had a wardrobe change.

JR: BAWGAWD, those turnbuckles ain't made of no Southern Fried Pizza Fingers!
King: I love you JR.
Tazz: Mmmm.... pizza fingers...

Angle: John... JOHN!! ....Just stop, ok? He can see you, we ALL can see you.

Don West: OH MY GOD CANADIAN DESTROYER!!

HHH pays his last respect for the late Junior Division.

Finally, the ratings pulled a 10 when WWE busted out with a segment composed of only waxed statues.

Edge: ...THIS ISN'T BENIHANA'S!!

Just a little dose of glitter makes the ring more FAAAABBBULOUS.

The Brawny man has hit hard times.

Booker: RAAH!! I'M A T-REX, BABY!! I'MMA EAT YOU, DR. HAMMOND!

JBL: You're a homo!
Austin: WHAT?!?!! **EXPLODES!!*

Austin: Haha, not tonight, Mr. Texas Ranger.

Trish, always the kind citizen, gives a St. Patrick celebrator a taxi ride.

Trish is now tramatized for life as she has another recurring flashback of the Shaggy Dog remake... or maybe it's just Tim Allen.

HBK: EVERYBODY FEELIN' HOT HOT HOT!
Vince: I Wanna part of this conga line!

Vince with a great imitation of the WWE viewers as Superman looks on.

The fan on the right's reaction to Vince's Five Fingers to the Face joke.

Shane: Play some Freebird! WOOO!
-- OVER. --