Shane: Right guard prevents even the smelliest pitts from sweating.
Guard in the background: Please don't move on to head and shoulders!
Vince: Can you rub your belly and pat your head at the same time champ? Can you?
Standing on Flairs back, Stevie just shows off, lifting RVD high in the air for a press slam!
Insert Lita botch quote here
The McMahons branch out into Rocket Pack testing
Vince: Tonight...Hunter will have live sex in that ring with a McMahon...SHANE MCMAHON.
Shane: Woah...me?