[Joey Slugs]

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP
John Cena (c) vs Triple H
Winner: Triple H
How: Pinfall
Move: Pedigre

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE TRIPLE THREAT
Kurt Angle (c) vs Randy Orton vs Rey Mysterio
Winner: Randy Orton
How: Pinfall
Move: RKO

NO HOLDS BARRED GRUDGE MATCH
Mr. McMahon vs Shawn Michaels
Winner: Shawn Michaels
How: Pinfall
Move: Sweet Chin Music

MONEY IN THE BANK LADDER MATCH
Shelton Benjamin vs Ric Flair vs Rob Van Dam vs Finlay vs Bobby Lashley vs Matt Hardy
Winner: Rob Van Dam

CASKET MATCH
The Undertaker vs Mark Henry
Winner: Undertaker
How: Puts Henry in the casket
Move: Tombstone

HARDCORE MATCH
Edge vs Mick Foley
Winner: Edge
How: Pinfall
Move: Spear

UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP
Chris Benoit (c) vs John Bradshaw Layfield
Winner: Chris Benoit
How: Submission
Move: Crossface

WORLD TAG TITLES
Big Show & Kane (c) vs Chris Masters & Carlito
Winner: Chris Masters/Carlito
How: Cheating/pinfall (ie: pin using the ropes)
Move: Lowblow

WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
Trish Stratus (c) vs Mickey James
Winner: Mikey James
How: Pinfall
Move: Stratusfaction

AFRICAN AMERICAN EXPLOITATION MATCH
Boogeyman vs Booker T & Sharmell
Winner: Boogeyman
How: DQ
Move: Chairshot

PLAYBOY PILLOW FIGHT
Torrie vs Candace Michelle
Winner: Torrie
How: Roll-up pin
Move: Pillowshot

BONUS QUESTIONS:

• Which match will be the final match and thus the true main event? (You can pick any match, but realistically, it's either HHH vs Cena or Angle vs Orton vs Rey... or God forbid, HBK vs Vince.)

Angle/Orton/Rey

• Will Stone Cold Steve Austin make some sort of appearance (YES/NO)?

Yes

• Will Shane somehow take some crazy bump in the HBK/Vince match (YES/NO)?

Yes

• Will Chris Jericho make some sort of appearance (YES/NO)?

No