Orton: Look at Mark's knee pads!
Daivari: They're right there!
Mark: And they're white!
JR: Bah God, that Table isn't made of beef Jerky.
Angle Nobly Sacrificed himself to save the Buffet Table from Mark Henry.
Nobody bothered to tell Mark that he had a heatless white man growing out of his ass.
Rey botched giving Randy A High Five.
Kurt Angle's "Shaggy Dog" gimmick was dead in the water.
Pat Summerall: The Kick is up... and it just barely splits the endzone for 3 points!
The crowd was shocked when Mark attempted to eat Rey Misterio.
Daivari: How many people are going to take a number 1 during this match?
*All but one fan raises their hand*
Daivari: Ah, so you are a Mark Henry fan?
Fan: No, I was just waiting for you to ask how many people were going to take a number 2.
Booker: "I Still Remember?" What does that mean?
The Anthrax attack of '06 was a terrorist attack unlike none other.
Papa Shongo made people Puke and bleed black ink. His clone only gives them Diahrrea...
Booker, Sharmell, and Black Dude in Red Jacket run away, Scooby Doo style!
Security Man behind Finlay: You're a Fighting Irish Bastard!
Finlay: call me that to my face!
Security Man behind Finlay: HELL NO!
Somebody's Gonna Die: *fap fap fap fap*
Lashley: Are you done changing that tire yet, Ric?
Lashley: What about now, Ric? Ric? RIC?
*back in the lockerroom*
Ric Flair: Best of all, Lashley thinks I'm changing a tire on some car I don't even OWN!?!
Rest of Locker room:
That was a Great Rib!
Lashley takes his "Fuck SUVs" message a bit too far...
Lashley: The Muffler is right there!
Test Giver: Good, now find the Oil Pan.
JR: Bah Gawd it looks like a car wreck on I-95!
Finlay: I said, give me BACK me Lucky Charms!
Lashley: I want an X-Box 360, Dammit!
JBL breaks the World Record for Longest Burp of all time.
JBL: You want to know what happened? I was fingering Lita and...
Teddy Long reforms the Nation of Domination.
As Benoit prepares Gregory for the Triple H jobber induction, the rest wait anxiously...
Triple H: You must all Job to me, now! Last one in this ring has to wrestle Bob Holly!
Bored with this match, Benoit decides to fly up and visit O'Haire.
Worst. Canadian Destroyer. Ever.
Benoit is such a wrestling god: He can hurt people with the sharpshooter and catch popcorn thrown to him from ringside in his mouth AT THE SAME TIME!
It was all fun and games until the Bull Gored her.
Stevie Richards' Live Sex segment was awesome!
Is that a massive dong under her skirt?
Horny Transsexuals were the cause of the WWE's Demise...
Gillian: Stop...STOP... ooh, that feels pretty good! ... DON'T STOP!
Cole: what in the hell are they doing?
Lawler: I don't know, but I hope they don't stop!
Cole: Jerry, what are you doing here?
Lawler: Puppies!
Cole: Look here, FUCKHEAD!
Someone doesn't look to be too pleased about having to spend the night with Viscera!
Alan Tudyk makes his WWE Debut. (Rep for ANYONE who gets this.)
William wows the crowd with his tip-toeing ability.
Cole: Look, it's the First Pirate in the HISTORY of the WWE!
Carl Oullete: *at Home* FUCK YOU!
Now we know who REALLY broke the Titan-Tron...