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Me:
So...How's it hanging?
God:
Pardon me? Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
It's cloudy up in heaven? You'd think there'd be a lot of light or something.
God:
Who said it is? Or something. Who else would think there d be a lot of light ?
Me:
Right. So anyway, I was wondering about the WWE.
God:
I am glad we agree. Really. Oh yeah, we were talking about the WWE.
Me:
Yeah. So what's the plan at Backlash?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way. Take it easy. My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
I'm sorry, my Lord. What are thy plans for the PPV?
God:
There is no need to apologize. Have you told many people that your Lord? Are you testing me?
Me:
No my Lord, you are the only one.
God:
Are you serious? Have you told many people that your Lord I am the only one?
Me:
Yes, Quite.
God:
That's alright. Wow!
Me:
So Vince has booked you to team with Michaels. Are you into that?
God:
Really. Where did he get it? Sure, that sounds like a good topic.
Me:
So you're not onboard?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I am not onboard?
Me:
So are you?
God:
How can I help you? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Nondisclosure?
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Thanks for clearing that up.
God:
It was nothing.
Me:
By the way, how's Eddie?
God:
Thanks for telling me. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Did he jump the fence?
God:
Suppose he did.
Me:
Wow, and you weren't angry or anything?
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
masturbate.
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
I suppose not.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Take care.
God:
Thanks. You too, .
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