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WWE: Chris man, we want you to come back, you know a one time thing, but we got a pay check for you.
Jericho: Why would I want to come back?
WWE: You could do something you have never done before...
Jericho: What? Too late jerk offs, I mean you already acidently made me the most decorated Intercontinental Champion, because you TRIED to push me down you subjected me to win both the recently retired belts Hardcore, and European...since in your eyes I can't get over on my own I have won the Tag straps with a basic whos who of recent legends...and to pay me for all my shit by making me your Undisputed Champion...made money off of my body by sending me in Hell in a Cells, Elimination, TLC, and even Ladder matches at a whim...Face it, by trying to not let me hang out on easy street on top, you made me become a legend of acheivment.
WWE: No, when we say you could do something you've never done, we're talking about the fact we forgot to job you out to Chris Masters before you left.
*click*
*Dial numbers*
*Ring*
*Answer*
WWE: Can we find a way to get legal rights to the name "Jericho"?
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