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"We decided to name her Monkey Fucker by using the ancient scientology practice of naming the child after the first thing the mother says to her husband following her 'silent birth.' Hey, don't laugh! You haven't done the research! 'Monkey Fucker' is actually an ancient Egyptian phrase meaning 'exalted one.' You're just being glib! I LOVE THIS BABY! I LOVE MONKEY FUCKER!"
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