Brock pulled a fast one on Steven Richards by giving him the old "There's something stuck on your invisible shirt" trick.
Lesnar froze in terror, aghast at the horrible little green man that stared him down. Moments later, he ran screaming into the crowd, until security caught him and informed him that it was indeed a luchadore, not a Martian.
As Scott Hall was King of the Ladder Match, and Mick Foley was King of the Death Match, so was Rhyno the King of the Guess-what-hand-I'm-hiding-the-quarter-in Match.
Vince knew that allowing the wrestlers to form a union was a bad idea. The mid-match naps were
killing the pace of the show!
Heyman: You mean to tell me that I spent all that money on the cross-promotion Smackdown/Star Wars feud, and now you tell me you're NOT the real Chewbacca?!?!
The First Annual People Who Have Jobbed to A-Train Convention was a smash hit.
Nope, I can't beat the cow thing. Seriously, that was awesome.
Sadly, Shannon Moore couldn't make it to the Convention, due to a prior engagement. That engagement? Ironically enough....
Shannon "Nipple-Biter" Moore finally finds a way to counter A-Train's powerful attacks.
Matt Morgan did his best to distract the crowd from the boredom of the oncoming Show/Train feud by doing the Thriller dance
....poorly.
The Honky Tonk Man looks a little different, but I can't quite put my finger on it....
The Cat hated it when Ms. Mero would try to "bargain" out of being taken back to the WWE Nursing Home.
Eddie was displeased with Chavo's rendition of the Andy Griffith Show theme song.
Chavo: Eddie! Eddie!!! That's not the right way to do a staring conest, you cheater!
Eddie: Hey, I haven't blinked yet, have I?
Chavo: How am I supposed to know?!
Things looked bleak for Los Guerreros until Low-Ryder the Wrestling Truck ran in for the save.
While Haas worked on Chavo's leg, Shelton decided to pop the crowd by doing his sexy "Showgirls" pose.
Eddie distracted Haas while the referee clobbered the hell out of Shelton on the other side.
Strapping Roman candles on the referee's back was a fun idea to make the show more spectacular, but it was REALLY scary for the guys who were standing on the top rope.
Eddie: Hey, Chavo! Check out the number I did on Haas and Benjamin's car!
Chavo: Ummm, Uncle Eddie? That's
our car. I think Shelton must've dropped you on your head in there.
Eddie:.......................MERDE!
Chavo: And stop ripping off other people's captions!
Big Show, realizing he probably wouldn't get the main WWE Title in a long time, decides to try and sneak himself into the Cruiserweight Division. Needless to say, his Konnan disguise didn't fool anyone.
(on a side note, where in the hell did they find a shirt THAT big?!)
"....and then he said, 'Hey, Show, I think it'd be really funny if you came out dressed like John Cena for your promo.' And I told him, 'look, buddy, the Big Show does not do comedy, allright? If you want someone to make an ass out of himself for some lame segment, look somewhere else.' I mean, that'd just be stupid. So then Vince snaps his fingers, I kind of black out for a few seconds, and..........
..........shit."
Show models the newer, more stylish straight-jackets, "for the crazy person who's just crazy about fashion!"
Cena waited patiently until his arm spasm was over, so he could put the mic back up to his mouth and finish the promo.
The microphone makes a surprise face turn and violently attacks the Big Show to end the segment.
Brock finally put a stop to Rey Mysterio's break-dancing routine in mid-move.
No Holds Barred Thumb Wrestling wasn't quite as intense as the bookers were hoping.
Despite the ref's insistence, Brock was in no mood for a great big hug.
Brock heard a faint ticking sound, and then it hit him: It wasn't Rey Mysterio he was holding in his arms! It was A BOMB!!!
Brock Lesnar, M.D., checks the victim's pulse before making a diagnosis.
Doc Brock: He's still got a pulse, but he's not moving! He must be suffering from TWCJ (Talented Wrestler Constantly Jobbing) Get this man 20 cc's of Push, STAT!
Rey escapes the painful submission hold by telling Brock Lesnar his father died. All those lessons from the Big Boss Man had finally paid off!
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Meh, I've done better.