I'd be up for it, but we might be the only two.
Oh, and Skippord, but he'd just pick Chris fucking Sabin to win every match.
For what it's worth:
Christian Cage over Abyss via pinfall after reversing the Black Hole Slam into an Unprettier
Jarrett's Army over Sting's Warriors via submission when Ron Killings submits to the Steiner Recliner
Samoa Joe over Sabu when Sabu passes out to the Rear Naked Choke
Team 3D over Team Canada (it's a capture-the-flag match, so "how" doesn't matter)
Team Japan over Team USA when Black Tiger pins Dutt (Shelley has an opportunity to make the save, but doesn't)
Chris Sabin wins the XScape match (Petey Williams will be the other finalist)
Bullet Bob Armstrong wins the arm-wrestling match via DQ when Konnan does his Homey The Clown impression, leading to a big LAX/James Gang clusterfuck
The mystery opponent (Raven?) over Christopher Daniels