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WWE CHAMPIONSHIP TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
John Cena (c) vs Triple H vs Edge
WINNER: John Cena
HOW: Pinfall
MOVE: F-U
WHO GETS PINNED: Edge
DIVINE BLASPHEMY
Shawn Michaels & "God" vs Vince McMahon & Shane McMahon
WINNER: Shawn Michaels & "God"
HOW: Pinfall
MOVE: Sweet Chin Music
WHO WILL "GOD" BE: No one offically, but hopefully it turns out to be Vince's ego coming back to haunt him when Shane leaves him to face the wrath of people like Stone Cold Steve Austin, Mick Foley, Hulk Hogan, Marty Jannetty, etc.
INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP VS MONEY IN THE BANK
Shelton Benjamin (c) vs Rob Van Dam (MitB)
WINNER: Rob Van Dam
HOW: Disqualification
MOVE: Foreign object shot (belt, chair or briefcase probably) from Shelton
MAY 19TH
Kane vs Big Show
WINNER: Kane
HOW: Pinfall
MOVE: Chokeslam
WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP
Mickie James (c) vs Trish Stratus
WINNER: Mickie James
HOW: Pinfall
MOVE: Mick Kick. Hopefully one so powerful it opens a rift which allows Jillian Hall to come over from SmackDown!.
COOL MEETS CARELESS
Carlito vs Chris Masters
WINNER: Chris Masters
HOW: Pinfall
MOVE: Some kind of tained pin with help from Matt Striker
LEGEND VS TRIBAL CHARACTER #182
Ric Flair vs Umaga
WINNER: Ric Flair
HOW: Pinfall
MOVE: Figure Four. Am I the only one who thinks it would be awesome if Umaga couldn't speak English, and wasn't told by Estrada that the way to give up was to tap out, nullifying the Figure Four as a submission move; making Estrada look like an asshole and getting sympathy for the Umaga character as he is only relieved from the pain when his shoulders are counted down after he "passes out" from the pain? Yes? ...OK.
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