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Nobody has to.
JR hasn't sounded legit in years. But they're bringing him back.
King's only emotion is when a chick with fake tits is on TV.
Coach's only emotion is...
...LINE!
Wrestlers, similarly, have tenure. You pay your dues, you endear yourself or you get fired. Why bust your ass, when bein better than Rey Mysterio doesn't even get you off Heat? Even better, when you're scripted with bullshit lines and story arcs that make porn stars cringe.
You say your lines, you rape someone in the ass, you go home to your wife and steroid habit.
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