When Tajiri stopped mid-match to gargle, everyone saw through his ruse. The Green Mist was just Listerine all along!
As impressive as Rey's apron cartwheels were, nothing could beat the Air Surfing of Brian Hebner.
CHAVO: I could have SWORN Rey was right here. I mean, I can see his body, but...his head is gone!
In WWE's first ever
Leyendas de Lucha Libre match, Chavo Guerrero finally got his hands on El Cabeza De Poop.
Chavo was pissed. Why didn't the referee stop Ope the Evil Sign from taking his dad out?
BASHAM: No, stop! Leggo! Hee hee hee! Sto--heeheehee! NO!
COLE: He's got him in the Taylor Tickler!
TAZZ: Well...HERE COME THE GIGGLES!
Danny's Scott Taylor Scooter didn't work so hot.
RHYNO: Wow. You're taller than me. That's surprising.
HOLLY: Why'sat?
RHYNO: I wouldn't have thought that such a small amount of talent could fill that big a body.
Holly had been caught in the act. So, he WAS a homo!
In a shocking swerve, referee Jimmy Chorderas soon began calling ALL the wrestlers homos.
The dyslexic fan a few rows back MEANT to have his sign read "Word, Etc."
Slower and much more beautiful, the Minnesotan Hat Dance put Eddie Guerrero to shame.
Typical WWE Writer's Thinking, Volume 580257: If Mick Foley can get over after a lengthy absence by letting a young up-and-comer spit in his face, then SURELY Eddie Guerrero can get over after a lengthy burial by doing the same!
Worst. Samoan Drop. Ever.
Worst. Stinkface. Ever. (How the hell is Bradshaw still employed?)
PATRICK: That's right. Due to the new rules, for every botched move, one limb must be removed.
Nidia's shadow proved once and for all that the wrestlers ACTUALLY wrestle in front of a giant green screen! The set is all CGI!
Sgt. Slaughter and Bart Gunn watching from the background, Nidia stopped mid-promo to down a handful of M&Ms.
NIDIA: But I really have to go!
VINCE: Then go on the wood pile!
NIDIA: But Big Show was just in there!
I can't tell which is more artificial, the giant cover or...the cover girls.
Big Show and Brock Lesnar's new gimmick: Laurel and Hardy 2004!
GOD: PUT THE TALENT DOWN!
CENA: Ow! Okay! Okay! "Sons of the Desert" WAS the best Laurel and Hardy movie!
REF: Hey look! I'm climbing a ladder! Look!
Big Show's reaction after Cena asked him to name all fifty states in alphabetical order.
ANGLE: Alabamaalaskaarizonaarkansascaliforniacoloradoconnecticutdelawarefloridageorgiahawaiiidahoillinoisin dianaiowakansaskentuckylouisianamainemarylandmassachusettsmichiganminnesotamississippimissourimontan anebraskanevadanewhampshirenewjerseynewmexiconewyorknorthcarolinanorthdakotaohiooklahomaoregonpennsy lvaniarhodeislandsouthcarolinasouthdakotatennesseetexasutahvermontvirginiawashingtonwestvirginiawisc onsinwyoming, bitch!
CENA: Whoa...
ANGLE: Puerto Rico is not a state!
*Crack!*
Eddie wanted to finish the match, but he really needed that fungal growth looked at.
EDDIE: Hey, Brock. Try this Hand Mushroom.
BROCK: Mmm...
REF: How is it, Brock? Good?
BROCK: It tastes like...burning!
EDDIE: While everyone's distracted by a rip-off caption, I'll just get a quick pin!
EDDIE: Ha ha ha! That's right, homes! The WWF DID "force 3:16" down our throats!
{Yes, it's official. I have lost my touch.}