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Originally Posted by The One
Top Ten Reasons JBL Is Awesome! (since Show Off wasn't man enough to do it  )
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10. He can do the Goose Step in Germany and make it out of there alive.
9. He is the modern day Uncle Sam.
8. Judge Layfield > Judge Judy
7. Made bathroom sodomy popular amogst the closet homosexuals.
6. Only man to single handedly throw Mexicans back across the border, well besides from Chuck Norris. But that's all relative.
5. The most entertaining WWE Champion in ages.
4. The only Republican I would vote for.
3. He comes out in a limo, that's class.
2. Because JBL is short for Lyndon B. Johnson, backwards.
1. He is a wrestling...GOD.