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**The One** · 05-13-2006, 12:41 PM

I happened to catch SmackDown last night, which honestly is something I don't do much off. JBL's opening promo was incredible, but then we had an hour and a half of literally NOHTING worth seeing before JBL came out to do commentary. Booker T has been ruined by Sharmell, Lashley is about as charismatic as a door, any time I see Finlay I just keep thinking about the rumored debut of a midget, and The Gymini had a boring chant that despite attempts to fade it out it still came through. Khali is shit. Henry is shit and he went over the Pirate who I can't figure out why or how he gets reactions. Angle's promo with Long was as weak as Taco Bell's mild scauce. Even the Cruiserweight action was terrible...and Helms needs to stay the fuck away from the commentary booth...forever! JBL was literally the only thing worth watching the whole damn show, but then on Velocity Benoit took on Regal in a very good match. Tell me how Regal and Benoit are have been having their matches on Velocity while Khali, Henry, Gymini, Sharmell, Lashley, some fucking Pirate, weak Cruisers, and even no name jobbers get TV time.

I pray every week UPN wakes up and gets rid of SmackDown, just to throw it in McMahon's face. It would force WWE to merge the rosters and we could get rid of the usless talent hanging around WWE's locker room...you know guys like Animal, Ashley, Bashems, Boogeyman, Cade, Cole, Conway, Dean, Daivari, Dupree, Estrada, Eugene, Goldust, Grisham, Gymini, Hall, Henry, Holly, Jordon, Kash, Khali, Lashley, Long, Masters, Parisi, Psicosis, Romero, Sharmell, Snitsky, Tatanka, Torrie (and Chloe), Umaga, Viscera and the cross dressing Vito...and while your att it make Nunzio and Richards Road Agents since they arn't worth mentioning as wrestlers anymore.

05-13-2006, 12:41 PM	#3
The One Boss Posts: 17,611	I happened to catch SmackDown last night, which honestly is something I don't do much off. JBL's opening promo was incredible, but then we had an hour and a half of literally NOHTING worth seeing before JBL came out to do commentary. Booker T has been ruined by Sharmell, Lashley is about as charismatic as a door, any time I see Finlay I just keep thinking about the rumored debut of a midget, and The Gymini had a boring chant that despite attempts to fade it out it still came through. Khali is shit. Henry is shit and he went over the Pirate who I can't figure out why or how he gets reactions. Angle's promo with Long was as weak as Taco Bell's mild scauce. Even the Cruiserweight action was terrible...and Helms needs to stay the fuck away from the commentary booth...forever! JBL was literally the only thing worth watching the whole damn show, but then on Velocity Benoit took on Regal in a very good match. Tell me how Regal and Benoit are have been having their matches on Velocity while Khali, Henry, Gymini, Sharmell, Lashley, some fucking Pirate, weak Cruisers, and even no name jobbers get TV time. I pray every week UPN wakes up and gets rid of SmackDown, just to throw it in McMahon's face. It would force WWE to merge the rosters and we could get rid of the usless talent hanging around WWE's locker room...you know guys like Animal, Ashley, Bashems, Boogeyman, Cade, Cole, Conway, Dean, Daivari, Dupree, Estrada, Eugene, Goldust, Grisham, Gymini, Hall, Henry, Holly, Jordon, Kash, Khali, Lashley, Long, Masters, Parisi, Psicosis, Romero, Sharmell, Snitsky, Tatanka, Torrie (and Chloe), Umaga, Viscera and the cross dressing Vito...and while your att it make Nunzio and Richards Road Agents since they arn't worth mentioning as wrestlers anymore.