Quote:
Originally Posted by loopydate
[Overheard at the last TNA taping.]
FAN #1: I gotta go take a leak, man!
FAN #2: What?
FAN #1: I have to use the bathroom!
FAN #2: What? I can't hear you! This is awesome, and I need to tell the wrestlers by chanting "THIS IS AWESOME," even though the show hasn't actually started yet!
FAN #1: I have to take a piss!
FAN #2: A what?
FAN #1: A PISS!
CROWD: WHOOOOOOOOA! A PISS! WHOOOOOOOA! A PISS!
Damn, what is it with me and jokes that take forever to get to a punchline that isn't all that funny to begin with?!?
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Fan unzips his fly:
Crowd: It is cold out! *Clap clap clapclapclap*