http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/1158185-see_no_evil/
"As misunderstood movie monsters go, Kane's Jacob can't even get in the ring with bedeviled Quasimodo of 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame' or even Frankenstein's monster."
-- Larry Ratliff, SAN ANTONIO EXPRESS-NEWS
"Sadly, Kane has all the cinematic presence of a shaved ape, and possesses acting skills that make Vin Diesel look like vintage 1974 Pacino."
-- Brian Orndorf, EFILMCRITIC.COM
"...[a] generically drab and diluted horror flick. [Kane's] a hulking sadist with the stimulating moody disposition of a blunt meat hook."
-- Frank Ochieng, MOVIE EYE
"Save your money and just watch Smackdown instead--even it has got to be more entertaining than this swill."
-- Frank Swietek, ONE GUY'S OPINION
"As shallow as a toilet bowl and twice as rank as its usual contents."
-- Nick Schager, SLANT MAGAZINE
ROFL Just let me guess what Ebert and Roeper are going to say:
