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If they were to bring back the bWo, they should do it Blonde Bytch style. Comedy all the way. Have a segment or two each week where Heyman trys to collect the members of the bWo. The first week, have him search the backstage, casually asking around for any members of the order. He swears he saw Nova somewhere before the show. Up walks Simon Dean with Gymini.
heyman: "Hey, Simon.... *Eyes up Simon very closely for a second* I'm looking for some old ECW wrestlers that I'm planning to use for One Night Stand. Have you ever heard of the Blue World Order?"
Simon Dean: *Thinks for a moment, then gets a smile on his face as if he's about to break character, but stops* "Hey! Isn't that morbidly obese man with blue hair in that group?"
Heyman: "Blue Meanie. Have you seen him?"
Simon: "No, but if you do, give him this... *Reaches in his bag and pulls out a bottle of his Simon System. Begins to hand it to Heyman when he eyes Heyman's physique.* "Better yet, maybe you should take that one for yourself. You're about one cheeseburger away from a double bypass my friend! Come on, guys!"
As Simon and the Gymini leave, Heyman starts to go, but stops to look over his shoulder at Simon one last time with this weird look on his face as if he recognizes him, but then suddenly tosses the System in a nearby garbage can. Heyman recognizes one of the divas and starts talking to her. She talks about how hot she is or something to get the camera on her chest while Simon Dean does a quick change and sneaks behind the camera. Heyman decides she's no help, so he walks away while he still rubbernecks over his shoulder checking her out. As he does he bumps into Nova. Heyman does a double take, looking behind him in the direction that Simon Dean left in and back at Nova. Heyman says "Where have you been?!?" to which Nova calmly replys, "Here....why?" Heyman acts like he's about to ask more, but decides it's best if he doesn't. "Go find the rest of the bWo. Tell them I've got a match for them at One Night Stand."
The rest of the segments could come on later episodes. He might find Blue Meanie walking out of a bathroom waving off the stink. "Where have you been?"
"In the bathroom. Why?"
"You were in there this whole time?"
"Well, I had to go..."
"You've been in there for almost..... Oh never mind! Go find Stevie!"
Where they'd find Stevie is beyond me. They could find him in a mental institute, Hanging out with Tim White while talking his ear off (They'd catch him just as Tim's about to pull his shotgun out from behind the bar...), Have him in a dressing room seriously eyeing up his white shirt and black tie as if he were considering starting R2C again, or even catch him sleeping under the ring. "Why were you under there?" "It's the only place where I can catch some z's..." It's the bWo. They'd find something funny.
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