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Originally Posted by Rob Ban Fan
Before I went out to Greece I stuck everything in my PaddyPower account on Barca to win. Then we watched the game on a big screen while on a pub crawl and I was the only person there supporting Barca. I went fucking MENTAL when Beletti got the winner.
People chucked ice cubes and water at me and some rat faced little slag goes to me "ooh i hope your parents are proud of you for being a fucking spick supporting little prick." But I was fucking loving that.
I have fucking always loved Beletti.
The rest of the night I just kept going up to bar staff and going "Kostas Chalkias! Theo Zagorakis! Giannis Skopelitis!" and getting high fives off them 
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How much did you win? And I thought of you when Belletti scored, as I remember you bumming him last year when I told you (rightfully so) that he is shit and a diving little cunt. You should have started chanting HELLAS HELLAS HELLAS. Also, you don't even like Kostas Chalkias.
I was in the Students Union for the game, and from the off sung 'Vieira Fucked off and so will Henry', then Arsenal fans started singing, gave me abit of banter about needing a hair cut; Then when Lehmann got sent off I did the old Dambusters complete with gestures, and ten German bombers, when Arsenal scored I started singing 'can you hear the Arsenal sing' as they were so fucking quiet, and the bouncer threatened to chuck me out
. Later on in the half they started singing quite abit though.
Anyways the best part was later on when this one shit fan on the table in front of me was annoying me like he had done all match, he was a terrible fan and I called it before kick off, whenever the Arsenal fans sung he stood up clapping, trying to join in but not knowing the words (Even to that Oh to be a Gooner song) so I started singing 'Have you ever been to Highbury have you fuck' to him and my mates joined in, whilst we all pointed at him, he just stood there like a dickhead with four fingers up as if to say he'd been there four times, his mates turned round and started having a go at me asking me who I supported (two of them had Arsenal shirts on) to which after a great solo rendition of 'CHELSEA! CHHAAMPIONS!' I started singing to the shit fan 'If you don't know the words then queiten down', and kept singing it to him as he stared it me, whilst I gestured for him to sit down whilst cupping my ear with my other hand, if he'd started a song about 1/4 of the union would have joined in, or at least his mates would have, but he didn't, he sat down after a while. After it got to 2-1 I went up right behind his table and started singing 'Shit fan, gives us a song' for ages and he just ignored me
. He left after about 87 minutes, and I didn't see him again till we were upstairs, so he didn't even watch the end of the match
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Needless to say, I shat all over this shit Arsenal fan, only spoiled by the birds who were watching the game with us kept telling me to shut up because it was out of order, dickheads.