[Rob Ban Fan]

Originally Posted by Wee Gooner spick?

It is a racial term for Mexicans I think, but i spose gets applied to Spaniards too.

The ice cubes they chucked actually hurt but I wasn't bothered, and the water was just ridiculous. I just held my arms out, smiled and let them do it, thinking "we're in Greece, its fucking boiling, and you just paid about 2 quid for that water you daft whore."

I wouldn't have really cared but none of the people were even watching the match properly apart from when the goals were scored, and they didn't give a toss or have a clue about football.

They were fucking ugly, rat faced little slags anyway. My mates abandoned me to go and sit with them and support Arsenal and pass ice cubes between eachother's mouths but I kept my resolve, sat there all on my own and loved it when they won

They all kept fucking coming over and going "oh, why don't you just come and support Arsenal with us?" and I was like "cos I have a bet on and I like Barcelona more." and one of the birds was like "i'm Spanish and i'm not supporting Barca, so come on" and I was like "okay...well i'm English and i'm not supporting Arsenal, so..."

Couldn't have any fucking decent banter or sing any songs cos they were stupid slags who would struggle to name 3 Arsenal players.

Saw one other Pompey fan while we were out there and just gave him a quick "BLUUUUE ARMY". And saw a shit load of Newcastle fans. We were walking to a bar and saw a pissed one and I just shouted "WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE MACKEM'S NET?" and he put his arm round me and went "O'BRIEN, O'BRIEN". Didn't see any Chelsea fans or Arsenal fans or Liverpool fans though. Saw a load of Watford fans after their playoff win though.

Saw one United fan and asked where he was from and he went "guess" Stick a pin in an atlas ffs