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I got one.
Vince McMahon is repackaged as a Willy Wonka gimmick, complete with the Gene Wilder outfit. He treats the wrestlers as though they are confectionary. He gives new starters guided tours through the chocolate laden Titan Towers, inviting them to lick the walls. And he is accompanied by Oompah Loompahs everytime he comes out to make an important decision.
WWE explain it away as Vince McMahon has always been so busy working hard 24/7, that in his 60yrs he had never tasted chocolate. Then, one day, he is offered a piece of chocolate by Eugene, and as soon as he tastes it, he becomes obsessed with chocolate.
Hmmm. It's hard to think of WrestleCrap because it's all been done so many times for real. I think the only boundary left untouched by WWE is paedophilia.
Cue, "the real reason Matt Striker got fired from his school....."
Tune in to find out for yourself: RAW. USA Network. Six months time.
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