[Dazz]

Originally Posted by Rob Ban Fan I do remember Belletti scoring that own goal. I seem to remember Barca absolutely shitting all over Chelsea for about half an hour, only for Duff to some how break away, put in a cross and Belletii put it in while trying to clear it. I also remember Barca then went on to win that and that dirty, cheating cunt Drogba got sent off for a blatent foul on the keeper and none of your fans or bitter manager could take it so you started a hate campaign and made him retire from the game. I'm sure that earned you a nomination for the FIFA fair play award. You then won the second leg, where the only things worth remembering are Ronaldinho scoring easily the best goal of the game, which probably left you crying into your pie thinking "we'll never get anyone half as good as him" and then John Terry blatently fouling a Barca player before getting the winner. I also remember that then you went on to fail to score against Liverpool for 180 minutes and spent months crying about a goal where the ball clearly crossed the line by an absolute mile (after your big dodgy Czech keeper had cynically tried to pull down Luis Garcia in the box.) I think Liverpool went on to win the champions league that year, for the 5th time, a feat Chelsea have yet to do. Still, you beat them in the league cup eh (thanks to a Gerrard own goal) And i am gonna have to think about this one for a while...fluke goal away to Blackburn...or winner in the champions league final...HMMMM, well, i think Belletti JUST edges that one. Now Dazz, stop it. I think I have just about proved that Belletti is better than Glen Johnson. Although thats not difficult, its like saying winning the lottery is better than having hot cooking oil thrown in your face. I'm sure you have some referees to be making death threats against for making perfectly acceptable decisions, so i'll let you get on with it. Also, did you see Zola miss that open goal and fail to score past Jamie Theakston?

Glen Johnson is going to go on to acheive big things if he sorts out his attitude, he can attack and defend. I remember him coming on at the Nou Camp and not putting a foot wrong, he was class that day, and he doesn't dive. How you are glad Lampard missed the penalty because Gerrard dived, yet bum Belletti who behind Deco is their worst diver is beyond me.

I also remember going home and away to the 2nd leg, quarters and semis of the Champions League, can't think when you last did that, by 'you' I could mean Portsmouth or you personally, Pompey haven't even done anything remotely of significance in your lifetime . And you wouldn't even travel on your own to Wigan to see your team avoid relegation, yet I travelled there by myself, sat there by myself, spent £100 overall, just to see us play a team everyone thought at the time were shit and going straight back down. And yes the sitting by myself does have relevance, you refused to go to the Liverpool cup game the other year at Fratton Park because you had no one to sit with, you're a joke mate, Me > You. You proved in the fantasy manager thing you know fuck all.

Zola

And it was Baros that Cech took down.