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Old 06-06-2006, 07:17 PM   #13
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Originally Posted by loopydate
I wish I had a digital camera, so I could make my own HWA.

I use the phrase "mark out" almost every day.

I put together a DVD for a wrestler I know...for free. Just because I enjoyed the work. (Well, and also becuase he said he'd pass it around to other promoters to try and find me work. That was before I decided to move to Florida. But that's beside the point)
This is ROFL:

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(Ted): Welcome back HWA fans, I'm here with the one and only Sting. Last week Sting, you came face to face with the Warrior, and you almost got a hand on him when...
(Sting): ...when the creep disappeared! I have no clue where he went or where he came from Ted.
(Sting): But all the Little Stingers know that The Warrior and I go way back. We used to hang in California before I became a wrestler and he became...um...a Warrior, but I don't know what his deal is here. Warrior, if you want to hang again, that's cool and I know you got in HWA because you needed some action in your crazy life. But hear me on this Warrior, if you're stalking me because you think taking the Stinger out is the best way to reach the top, well, you're barking up the wrong tree you fruitcake.
(Sting)...Now Ted, aside from that.
(Bischoff): They can't hear us Typhoon, but the Warrior just appeared behind Sting!
(Warrior): STING, THE TIME OF YOUR TRAVEL AND PASSAGE IS TO COMMENCE AT THIS JUNCTION. AND IN TRIBUTE TO MR RODGERS I SHALL SEND YOU TO THE LAND OF MAKE BELIEVE, WHERE HUNDREDS OF WARRIORS WILL SHOW YOU THE TRUE REVELATION OF LIGHT AND MIGHTINESS! FEEL THE CALLING OF THE WARRIOR STING AND TAKE NOTE OF MY WRATH, AS MY VENGEANCE FOR PAST WRONG SHALL COME TO EXPAND AND EXPLODE. SPEAK TO MY WARRIORSSSSSS!.
(Warrior): THE STINGER IS ONE WITHOUT COURAGE AND HONOR, AND LITTLE STINGERS WHO FOLLOW HIM SHALL SUFFER NOW THAT WARRIOR IS HERE!
(Warrior): FEEL THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR BUSTER YOU HEATHEN!
(Warrior): THE JUDGMENT OF STING HAS COME DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAIN AND IN TIME THE SENTENCE SHALL BE CARRIED OUT BY THE WARRIOR!!!!!!!!
(Bischoff): That wack job is finally leaving, he's left the Stinger out cold!
(HTM): Oh yeah, looks like Honky just found himself a hunka hunka beaten Stinger! Someone took him to heartbreak hotel.
(Bischoff): What is the goof the Honky Tonk Man doing, Sting beat him easily last week.
(HTM): Million Dollar Man, Honky needs you to help me sing a little blues for the Stinger, get down and count a pinfall for me!
(Typhoon): This is brilliant, I think we're going to have a rematch right here and now Easy E!
(Bischoff): And Ted is counting the pinfall, surely this will not go in the record books!
(Typhoon): That was great! Honky just pinned the Stinger in under 10 seconds, he's the best wrestler alive.
(Bischoff): I can't believe it, fans, we'll be right back...
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