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Wow. I can imagine this conversation.
Management: So Vince and Heyman offered you a new contract.
Rhino: Yeah, I'm really kinda excited about it, I've actually missed ECW.
Management: You do know that Paul Heyman is actually GAY right?
Rhino: Huh?
Management: Oh yeah, he's a huge peterpuffer.
Rhino: O RLY?
Management: Being around Homos turns you gay too, you know that?
Rhino: I AIN'T NO QUEER!
Management: Woah, slow down R-Train. Relax. Look, I'll make you a deal.
Rhino: What exactly would that be?
Management: If you go out and publicly turn down the WWE/ECW contract...
Rhino: Yeah... *grimace*
Management: First, we'll make Jarrett job to you-
Rhino: Clean?!
Management: Uh, sure... Second of all, after the PPV you'll get-
Rhino: Number 1 Contender?
Management: Sure. Something like that. NWA title is much better than ECW.
Rhino: Well it has a legacy.
Management: Well that... and you won't be rememberd as the last Champion of the Homos.
Rhino: ... So Cleanly you say?
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