Juventud Guerrera:
"And I say to Vince Mac-a-Man, a-yo! I am da JEWWWWWWWWWW-SAH! I deserve to be da WWE Champy-yon!"
*LOL LOL LOL LOL*
Kevin Nash:
"And Scott thought I said: 'I tore my rod tonight on live TV'! I'm totally serious! He really thought I said that! It was too much. Even for Scott. And Scott can never have too much." (Badaboom-Pssh!)
Jeff Hardy:
"And Matt was like, 'so how's it going working for T-N-A,' and I'm like, 'you should know, you're going out with Lita!' Zing! Or maybe I should have said 'Edge should know!' Hahahaha! Zing again!"
Kane:
"What is it about necrophilia that gets people so worked up, huh? It's fun, it's free, and it's victimless..... hey buddy, she ain't a victim if she's already dead."
Randy Orton:
"What's the deal with shitting in other people's sports bags?"
Jim Ross:
"You know that you're a redneck when you start referrin' to turnbuckle pads as chocolate cakes, am I right? Ya'll know I'm right..."
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