Tekken 5 has made me a master of several martial arts disciplines, Street Fighter 2 has taught me how to shoot fire balls (crouch, crouch forward, punch), Soul Calibur 3 has made me a melee weapons expert, The Godfather made me ruthless toward my enemies and Perfect Dark makes me an expert assassin.
And right now I feel like fucking someone's shit up over at Harvard's School of Public Health. They better watch the fuck out.
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