VINCE: Where's Brian Hebner when I...oh shit, I fired him. Well, I'll try the beat box myself.
WOW, JR must've gotten mad that a chick thought he had lost some weight, did he?
Candace looks at Torrie's ass, and sees that there's one place where there ISN'T any lipmarks at.
The Spirit Squad reacting to Jarrett possibly being the TNA champ again.
I know the Spirit Squad had some weird fetishes, but OH MY GOD!!
SS: Are you convinced NOW that Sean O'Haire's cage needs cleaned again?
At the bottom of The Pit WWE Version, the Spirit Squad just now realized that someone just did a Fatality on Goro.
HHH: This WWE show rules.
SHAWN: Yeah, we've seen zombies and vampires and midgets and people in O'Haire's waste.
COACH: [thinking] Why do I always get caught as the only guy who actually watches SmackDown?
COACH: Hey Paul, you think you had such a great show. Why did you buy a ticket to RAW, then?
PAUL: At least I'M not the one who will actually sit through an entire episode of SmackDown.
COACH: [thinking] God, not again.
LILLIAN: GOD I'm horny.
DARKPOWER:
CENA: GOD I'm horny.
VERMAT:
LITA: God I'm Horny.
EDGE:
Mick Foley was the glorified stuntman, so Ric HAD to be something, so he became the glorified homo.
CENA: What do you mean my CD sucked?
HEYMAN: Only one person actually bought it!
CENA: Gotta thank that person...oh shit, it can't be.
VERMAT:
Back when the WWE was actually WORTH giving a fuck about...
As much as Orton tried, Snisky was stubborn. This was one man Snisky did not want to kiss the feet of.
ORTON: KISS EM! NOW!
SNISKY: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO!
REF: Must...get...into...position!
Nitro has seen too many previews for Superman Returns and decided to act the part.
Children, this is WHY you should never start trippin on LSD.
HHH: THIS is what Stephanie sucked on every night of the damn week.
SHAWN: [to random fan] You're telling me my shlong is HOW long?
CHICK IN CENTER: Why are we here again?
CHICK ON LEFT: To get some paychecks.
CHICK ON RIGHT: No, we also have to give Vince and HHH some head to get those. This is just so people will think we actually give a fuck about this shitty show.
Katie Vick is back...AND SHE BROUGHT ALL HER FRIENDS!!
HHH: Aren't you the guys who though that Goro's blood was O'Haire's shit? Damn, you're dumb.
SQUAD GUY: Whew, I thought this would be another "You're a homo" caption.
HBK: And by the way, you're a homo!
OTHER S. GUY: Goddamnit, Spirit Man, why did you have to go and say that?