Haven't read any so I may repeat...

Mickie: BOOGEYMAN?!

The Spirit Squad, those noble souls that they are, pitch in to rescue a beached whale.

THE OOZE!! Play peaceful music!

The Spirit Squad. You wouldn't like them when they're angry.

God makes his triumphant return to WWE.

Vis: Cream Filling! CREAM FILLING!!!

John Cena's new and improved STFU ended when he managed to stretch his mouth so much to eat his opponent.