So Superman's flying over Palm Beach, looking for crooks or cats stuck in trees, when he sees Wonder Woman sunning herself down on the beach totally naked. He thinks to himself, "I'm Superman. I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could race down there, fuck her real fast, then be out of there before she even knew what happend." Superman readied his super penis, sped down to Earth, fucked her, blew in her and took off so fast she didn't know what hit her.
Wonder Woman blinked and pulled off her sunglasses. "What the hell was that?"
The Invisible Man crawled off her and exclaimed "I don't know, but my asshole is really sore all of a sudden."
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