Smackdown really is becoming a Negro League. I mean, aside from Ken Kennedy, who is there that's white? A couple of faggy acrobatic clowns who fight dudes who ride lawnmowers? White Stereotype. A commentator who got fired because he couldn'd do the job better than a wetback? White Stereotype. An annoying fitness Guru? White guy who's only there to get the shit kicked out of him. Finlay? Drunken guy who likes to abuse a midget. Crazy motherfucking white boys.
That leaves...Ummm...Helms.
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