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World Championship Title Match
REY MYSTERIO (c) vs KING BOOKER
Winner: King Booker
How: Pinfall
Move: Axe Kick (prolly after a Chavo heel turn)

Batista's Open Challenge
BATISTA vs KEN KENNEDY
Winner: Batista
How: Pinfall
Move: Batista Bomb

Punjabi Prison Match
UNDERTAKER vs BIG SHOW
Winner: Big Show
How: Pinfall
Move: Chokeslam (prolly through some weapon)
What a Punjabi Prison Match Actually Is: Hell in a Cell with Barbed Wire and Weapons Scattered Around

United States Championship Triple Threat
FINLAY (c) vs WILLIAM REGAL
Winner: Finlay
How: Pinfall
Move: Shelleileigh Hit

WWE Tag Team Titles
LONDON & KENDRICK (c) vs THE PITBULLS
Winner: The Pitbulls
How: Pinfall
Move: Modified Doomsday Device Move

Cruiserweight Title Match
GREGORY HELMS (c) vs ???
Mystery Opponent: Super Crazy
Winner: His opponent
How: Pinfall
Move: Rollup

Fourway Bra and Panties Match
ASHLEY vs JILLIAN vs KRISTAL vs MICHELLE MCCOOL
Winner: Krystal
How: Strippage