Lance Storm in response to the Godfather's announcement that he'd gone into legitimate business.
"If I can be serious for a minute...now Godfather, you listen to me. Nobody enjoys a good time more than I do, but this business of yours is as legitimate as a three-legged donkey...which of course is illegitimate because as we all know donkeys have four legs. Whatever... "
To this day that remains my favorite quote in wrestling
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