In order to kill time on the show, Paul had Torrie and Sable stare at one of those "how to keep a blonde busy" signs
When Scotty told Basham about Eddie winning the title, Basham couldn't help but faint
"Superstar!"
Now Shaniqua knew why everyone called Rikishi "dead weight"
Noble plays pin the tail on the whore
Noble: Wacha gonna go, brother!
Nidia: ...I'm over here
Noble takes the mask off, how did he end up feuding a girl?
Noble almost killed Nidia, but Charles Robinson complete with Judo Chop Action saves the day
Noble: No, Mick's shooter got Nidia too! Nidia who did this to you?
Nidia: .........
Farooq's reaction to Hebner explaining the Matrix movies to him
Bradshaw had just finished burying Charlie Haas, and all he wanted to do was eat...
Goldberg: Wait this isn't the Christina concert...
God wonders what did he do to deserve watching these two feud
The Hoss Shotput started off to a good start
Goldberg: I'm the king of new york
Vince backstage: No more Newsies for Bill
Holly: Hmm haven't I been here before?
Chavo Yankem DDS didn't have the same ring to it
Cheech: Cmon man, lets rush the ring
Jorge: But I told you man I'm not Chong
Glass ceiling Mysterio tossing went over well also
Chavo Sr: NO ITS NOT MY TIME! TAKE HIM INSTEAD!
Chavo: Eddie winning tonight also?! Wow Vince must be high!
Angle: Ok so whos gonna carry him this time?
Cena: I did it last time!
Angle: Ok rock-paper-scissors for it
*rock, paper, scissors, shoot*
Angle: AW dammit, 2 out of 3
This picture is way too gay for a caption
Cena taps as Angle tells Patrick to summarize Lord of the Rings for Cena
Angle: oh yeah raise the roof!
Sean couldn't help but think, If Eddie was getting a title shot, then just maybe he'd be let out
Brock: BELTY! *sniffle sniffle* COME BACK!
Goldberg: A non-hoss winning the title, damn Vince must've been high
Brock prepares to sacrifice Eddie to the altar....but the altar is full....
Eddie: This is my chance!!!
As Eddie distracts everyone, Sean makes a quick escape
Vince: God I was so high