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Old 07-30-2006, 08:25 AM   #2
Hanso Amore
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I would throw the Miz off the stage during the finals of the Diva search, thus making me the biggest face in the history of the world.

For real though, here is a debut I came up with for myself long ago...

It would start by me just being some guy that Mr. McMahon bumps into. I say Im here to talk to him, he blows me off. The next week I show up again just as some random guy that wants to talk to Mcmahon, he blows me off again. Finally, I get to talk to him behind closed doors. When done he walks out startled, with the Mr. Mcmahon "oh shit" face. Everyone wonders what is going on.

By this point this has been drawn out for about 5 weeks, giving it some length. I think drawing it out is better.

The next week Shane is asking Vince what is going on. He tries to pretend that everything is alright, when I would come to the ring. I would explain that I am a huge wrestling fan, I grew up loving it, I even became a wrestler because of my love for Vince. I would tell them that I never knew my father, but my mom told me how he was a wrestling promoter that came through town 23 years ago. She was just a one night stand, but that one night made me. growing up she never told me who he was, and that he never wrote, called or even knew about me. I alsoways longed to meet daddy. Then mom was diagnosed with cancer, and on her deathbed she gave me a name....Vince. I went to search the records, and saw that 9 months before my birth the only show to come through town was the WWE. I know now that Vince is my father!

Shane and vince deny it, telling me I am just there for the cash. Shane agrees for a DNA test (Which upsets and angers Vince). The Next week the results are announced Maury style. With JR in the ring, he announces that Vince is indeed my father! His jaw drops, and shane goes crazy. The fans love it because they hate vince. I grab the mic...

"It feels great to be home....DAD"

I hug Vince and he is still shocked.

This would lead to me hanging out around raw for the next 2 weeks, adopting the last name mcMahon, and making decisions about matches and what not, saying that I am a McMahon, and I can do it. The choices are all pro face. Vince and shane start to get annoyed. Tempers flare and I end up in a match against Shane. Vince comes in and attacks when I get the upper hand. They destroy me, and Vince cuts a promo about how he doesnt care about me. I am nothing to him, just a cum shot that went too far. He probably has 50 other kids just like me.

I disappear, heartbroken at my long lost fathers actions...

Then I return a few weeks later. I say that it is ok, I forgive him. I treat him nice and he doesnt understand. Then, while leaving, a man comes to the ring and hands vince an envelope. I tell him that I will see him in court! You see, I would be suing Vince for my share of the McMahon fortune. All the back child support with interest and damages adds up to a huge chunk of the McMahon fortune.

That is where I end it for now. It would end up either me getting control of Raw or just a fued and at the end I lose everything, but am picked up as a wrestler on smackdown or something.


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