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You guys are all wrong. You see a while back Undertaker got drunk and fucked this dude up the asshole, the next day he was told that it's not gay to rape a man's asshole in the shower so long as you make an animal sacrifice to god afterwards. Well needless to say this has amounted to millions of slaughtered animals over the years, so after the sacrifice to god, which is performed while listening to gongs (The origin of Taker's Gong), they drain the blood from the animal. The blood is then stored in small ketchup or hot suace like packets hidden under the ring or in the ref's pockets. When blood is needed they just take a few out and smash it against their foreheads.
D'UH! Everyone knows these things.
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