Dear TPWW Members,
Greetings! I am the President of the Retarded N00b Foundation. As you may have already noticed, several of our Retarded N00bs have already made appearances on these here forums. I would like to introduce myself as the Retarded Official Flagship Liaison (ROFL) to the n00b community that resides here at TPWW.
You may know of several of my peers.
korinkahn is our most valued member. He has Tourette's Syndrome and is a little on the fruity side, but he is somebody we value very much.
TakerLover is our youngest member, at 5 years old, and is showing a great deal of promise in someday becoming a real man.
Our other members, like
MickieJames (the poster, not the Diva) and
wwefan4life have not been seen in quite some time. If any of you have seen them, PLEASE contact me immediately.
On the other hand, the RNF has had to let go of some of our n00bs. Rectal Pertruder graduated from n00bdom long ago. And although he still shows some signs of being retarded, he is still no longer one of us.
I would like to call out all n00bs and show your (virtual) face in this thread. Let's unite, and tell everybody here that we're here, we're n00bish, get used to it!
