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**Fryza** · 02-17-2004, 06:14 PM

Benoit: I GOT YOUR NOSE!

This is the only known photograph taken of "The World's Fastest Ref," commonly known around the world as El Friggin' Fast Guy.

I thought Tug-a-War needed a rope...

Sex offender Mick strikes again!

RVD: Whoa....guys....I can flie!

At this point, Busta Rhymes and Ric Flair watched in horror as RVD jumped off the top rope, landed, and broke his neck. His dead corpse will be involved in the Chris Benoit/Triple H/Shawn Michaels angle, revealing that Benoit is a Necrophiliac ala Kane.

Batista: Buh...buh...Hunter...I wanna push too...

Booker: Dude, check out that chick in the third row, nineth seat..
RVD: Dude, that's a guy..
Booker: No, dude, look at her. Her long blonde hair, she's topless!
RVD: No..I think it's a guy...
Booker: Dude, it's not a gu...OH MY GOD, it's Shannon Moore!
RVD: I TOLD YOU!

Christian practiced trying out for a part in Romeo and Juliet. While listening to the practice tape, all was well; until he realized someone had switched his tape with the FFX2 theme. Oh, that crazy Flair.

Oddest way of doing pull ups I have ever seen.

Kane: My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
Jericho: No...I swear it was Hunter..

Mick: C'Mon, you have NO game, no game biatch. No game, what? what!

Orton: OH MY GOD! RICHARDS! He...MICK OH MY GOD! Steven just killed MICK! MICK SPEAK TO ME!

Flair: It appears to be a shot to the head...

Orton: ANSWER ME MICK!

The World Championship Staring contest was down to its final two people, until Triple H nailed the Pedigree for the win.

While Eric complained about "idiots infesting the gene pool," Jackie did a readily job of getting nailed to the invisble crucifix. And who said she doesn't do anything good?

And here is the class reunion of 2013. They haven't graduated yet. But they'll be out of Grade School soon.

Bischoff: lol vince i dont care.

What?! A Trish Stratus cleavage shot?! No way! I seriously find this to be hideo...wait, I think I've seen this one before..

The ref butt shot didn't go over as well as a "Booker T against Hunter," as HBK put it.

Trish: How..how nice Christian..you..you made this yourself?
Xtian: Yeah...Made it myself..
Trish: ...W..Wow...

Shawn: We don't take kindly to Canadians around the main event levels.

The ref chose the worst time for a spin-a-roonie.

Chris: EARL. BELL. RING.
Earl: I thought Shawn was an American though...

One thought, and only one thought went through Chris' mind. And we'll use Orton's Telepathetic Machine to read it and find out.

Benoit: Thank God he isn't using the Crossface...

Triple H was more than confused when Goldberg patted him on the shoulder and walked away.

02-17-2004, 06:14 PM	#8
Fryza Fthagn? Posts: 10,042	Benoit: I GOT YOUR NOSE! This is the only known photograph taken of "The World's Fastest Ref," commonly known around the world as El Friggin' Fast Guy. I thought Tug-a-War needed a rope... Sex offender Mick strikes again! RVD: Whoa....guys....I can flie! At this point, Busta Rhymes and Ric Flair watched in horror as RVD jumped off the top rope, landed, and broke his neck. His dead corpse will be involved in the Chris Benoit/Triple H/Shawn Michaels angle, revealing that Benoit is a Necrophiliac ala Kane. Batista: Buh...buh...Hunter...I wanna push too... Booker: Dude, check out that chick in the third row, nineth seat.. RVD: Dude, that's a guy.. Booker: No, dude, look at her. Her long blonde hair, she's topless! RVD: No..I think it's a guy... Booker: Dude, it's not a gu...OH MY GOD, it's Shannon Moore! RVD: I TOLD YOU! Christian practiced trying out for a part in Romeo and Juliet. While listening to the practice tape, all was well; until he realized someone had switched his tape with the FFX2 theme. Oh, that crazy Flair. Oddest way of doing pull ups I have ever seen. Kane: My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die! Jericho: No...I swear it was Hunter.. Mick: C'Mon, you have NO game, no game biatch. No game, what? what! Orton: OH MY GOD! RICHARDS! He...MICK OH MY GOD! Steven just killed MICK! MICK SPEAK TO ME! Flair: It appears to be a shot to the head... Orton: ANSWER ME MICK! The World Championship Staring contest was down to its final two people, until Triple H nailed the Pedigree for the win. While Eric complained about "idiots infesting the gene pool," Jackie did a readily job of getting nailed to the invisble crucifix. And who said she doesn't do anything good? And here is the class reunion of 2013. They haven't graduated yet. But they'll be out of Grade School soon. Bischoff: lol vince i dont care. What?! A Trish Stratus cleavage shot?! No way! I seriously find this to be hideo...wait, I think I've seen this one before.. The ref butt shot didn't go over as well as a "Booker T against Hunter," as HBK put it. Trish: How..how nice Christian..you..you made this yourself? Xtian: Yeah...Made it myself.. Trish: ...W..Wow... Shawn: We don't take kindly to Canadians around the main event levels. The ref chose the worst time for a spin-a-roonie. Chris: EARL. BELL. RING. Earl: I thought Shawn was an American though... One thought, and only one thought went through Chris' mind. And we'll use Orton's Telepathetic Machine to read it and find out. Benoit: Thank God he isn't using the Crossface... Triple H was more than confused when Goldberg patted him on the shoulder and walked away.