All jokes are considered mine unless they’re ripped from someone else or are part of a running gag.
This is NOT the cross face. With a nose like Triple H’s, it’s a sleeper.
It’s bad enough Rob Van Dam was in a chinlock from Batista, but does he also have to box Stevie Richards?
Ric: Come on Rob! Pull harder! If my pecs stretched enough I don’t look like I have saggy man boobs!
Randy Orton is about be botch the chokeslam Foley will give him.
Booker T and Ric Flair could only look on in shock… Rob Van Dam was starting to hot box the arena.
Batista is looking for easter eggs.
What’s wrong with that?
He hid the eggs.
While Triple H and Vince McMachon were too busy playing tetris The Midcard Express, with the blessing of God himself, were able to win the tag team titles.
Christian: Hunter, I know I don’t have a mid carder to offer you, but please, take this fragrant rose… I need a push…
Hunter: Just grab Jericho’s romantic storyline with Trish out of the trashcan.
Christian: But it’s only hal---
Hunter:
DO NOT DEFY ME!!!!
Kane’s Thoughts:
*Gee, I could go for a figure four around the ringpost… That always worked with HBK and Bret Hart… I could smush his jimmy on the ring post… or maybe even a grape vine… Maybe even an ankle lock… Ah, screw it! (tosses Jericho’s knee into the ring post)*
Ref: It’s about damn time he hit that spot…
Jericho: Oh my god!!! That is so funny!!!!
Ref: Damn it, I can’t stop laughing! That’s just….
Jericho: My stomach hurts from laughing!!!!
Ref: I can’t stand up! That is just too much!!!!
Jericho: Okay…. Let’s get it together…. We’re still on TV….
Ref: You’re right…. We’ll laugh later on.
Kane: But I will still be a credible wrestler after The Undertaker returns!
Jericho and Ref: BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Someone left the back panel on the Foleybot’s head open.
Randy: Miiiiiiiiiick! My promos aren’t that boring! Come on! Wake up Mick!!!! They aren’t THAT bad!
Ric: Randy, let Mick rest… In all my 30 years, I’ve seen a lot of promos… And your promos rank right up there with The Bushwhackers…
Randy: Hey! They’re legends! See Mick, I cut some cool guy promos!!!
Ric: ……..