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Originally Posted by Arnold HamNegger June 12, 2007 AP PRESS RELEASE Tragedy struck the Hammerstein Ball room in NY last night, where wrestling icon and legend, Terry "Hulk Hogan" Bollea was scheduled to headline a WWE wrestling pay per view titled "ECW One Night Stand 3." Things got ugly when the reformed NWO consisting of Bollea, his son Nick and daughter Brooke, entered the arena dragging Eric Bischoff on a dog leash against his will. As soon as Brooke Hogan's remix of the NWO enterance music retitled "Boom Chick-a-Beh-Wah" played over the speakers, the crowd of rabid drunken ECW faithful began rioting and hung Mr. Bollea from a second story balcony with his own black and white feather boa's. A second tragedy occured soon after, when out of the crowd sprang forth former WWE/ECW/WCW Superstar Chris Jericho. The self proclaimed "Aatolla of Rock N Rolla" grabbed the dog leash containing Eric Bischoff's neck and strung him on the same balcony containing the late great Terry Bollea. In a scene that resembled something out of "Pirates of the Carribean", Jericho swung from Bischoff's corpse onto the floor yelling, "I'M KING OF THE WORLD!!!!" and narrowly escaped local authorities. Daughter Brooke, who's latest single titled "It's About Us...and My Baby Daddy", was in tears at a press conference held today, where she was quoted as saying, "How could this happen? Bad things have been happening to me and my family since my Father backed out of last years SummerSlam match, but this is too much. My new album is set to drop next week and my Father's funeral is totally going to ruin everything! And does anyone know who keeps shitting in my bag?"

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