What I think will/should happen:
Next Week on RAW:
*Hulk Hogan marches to the ring*
HOGAN: Listen, brother, nothing can keep me down, brother. The couch tried to destroy Hulkamania, but it was made in Taiwan, brother, like a certain Yokozuna that once tried to stop me, brother...
CROWD: *Pops*
ANYONE NOT RETARDED: Yokozuna was meant to be Japanese.
HOGAN: Now I'm going to destroy that communist bastard Randy Orton, brother. He went on absence without official leave, dude. He hates America. I passed Hulkamania onto Edge, but I've only now just realised that he's Canadian, and my show is in its second season and my daughter wants a music career, dude...
*Randy Orton runs out and hits Hogan in the knee with a crowbar*
HOGAN: That was my knee, Mene Gene!
*Randy Orton RKOs Hogan as JR has fits at the announce table*
VINCE McMAHON: Seeing as Hogan agreed to the match at Summerslam, he will have to show up and face Orton. If he doesn't the winner, via forfeit, will be Randy Orton.
*Vince McMahon pulls his pants down and shows his ass to the camera*
VINCE McMAHON: I will destroy DX with a lethal dose of poison!
At Summerslam:
*Randy Orton makes his way to the ring early on for his match against Hogan*
ORTON: Come on, cheer on Hogan, he's not going to be here...
CROWD: Hogan! Hogan! Hogan!
ORTON: You're...
*Hulk Hogan makes his way to the ring with a red, white and blue knee brace on his leg*
HOGAN: Nothing's going to stop me from destroying you, brother!
*Shelton Benjamin runs out and hits Hogan in the knee with a crowbar again.*
*Nick Patrick begins a ten count.*
LILIAN GARCIA: And the winner...as the result of a sub...forfeit is......RANDY ORTON!
The next night Vince McMahon announces that Randy Orton and Shelton Benjamin will be his knights in the war against DX.
Hey, the last bit would be awesome.