Brock: You know...people used to call me Brockli because I was so green...
Rey really looked up to Brock.
Rhyno let the crowd know how many matches he'd won in the past year.
Bradshaw and Rhyno spooned in attempts to keep their *heat* going. It failed misserably.
A-Train: For the last time Paul, there's nothing in your teeth.
Girl: OH MY GOD! It's ORLANDO JONES!... who is this guy?
Kidman: I'm one of the best talents on SMACKDOWN!
Girl: Who?
Kidman: I had sex with Torrie Wilson!!!!
Girl: OMG! Will you sign my chest Mr. McMahon
Kidman: *Sigh*
Thanks to the TPWW boards, Vince enforced Moore to use "Mmmm Bop" as his new entrance theme. He just decided to go along with it.
Ref: What are you doing?
A-Train: Helping this lady deliver a baby!
A-Train really wanted Moore to go down into his Amazonian jungle. Moore began freaking out when A-Train suggested he bring a machetti.
Big Show attacked A-Train after giving him that shirt that was apparently one size too small.
The Cat stop suddenly when he realized he was using the wrong Andy Kaufman impersination.
Sable: I'll wrestle you Mr. Kauf...I mean Cat.
The Cat: Shut up you dumb bitch. I already screwed it up, I don't need your help.
Chavo: You sure this head band doesn't make me look like a "dick?"
Eddie: You don't need the head band to look like one.
Chavo: But Uncle Eddy! I gotta gooooo!
Eddie: I told you to go BEFORE we went to the ring.
Chavo: No Haas, I'm supposed to carry YOU.
Chavo: No! My feet are *HA* ticklish! Ha ha oh stop that you bitch.
Eddie tryed adding to his stereotypical Latino roll by stealing Haas' heat. Then he realized there was nothing to steal.
Ref: You Catch him!
Eddy: NO! YOU Catch him!
Ref: No! YOU!....
Announcer: Eddy! You just stole a WIN AND A CAR! What are you going to do now?
Eddy: I'm going to Tijauana!
The only way to make this segement better would've been to have Big Show come out to his Aggression music.
At this point, the ring was filled with B.S.
Big Show: This here is turd life cause I'm da shit. (Moans fromt he crowd)
Cena: That's right Show, look at da pretty microphone. Look! Look! LOOK! (low blow)
Big Show: You just hate me cause I'm black!
Question: Who has who?
Brock: You HAD to fall for Eddie's finger trap prank JUST before the match, didn't ya?
Brock: Poor little guy. He's like a dog or something.
Brock became shocked when he saw "THE VINCE"
Brock: Just why do you think you can just lay there in the middle of our match?
Rey: I am Sancho.
Brock was caught off guard by Mysterio's Reach Around.