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His promos are bland and inconsequential. He builds up his sentences for a big punch line, and then delivers a ridiculous statement (calling Chris Jericho "cheap"? wtf?) or a fucking poop joke.
He gave JBL cow intestines because he "had no guts." That shit belongs on Nickelodeon or the WB, not a wrestling show, and not coming from the guy who's supposed to be the big face bad-ass of the WWE.
Besides his bland promos, Cena's in ring skills are severely lacking. Shoulder block, clothesline, 180 backdrop to the front, FNS, FU, STFU, tap out. That's his match. Every time. Throw in a few reversals, maybe a screwjob involving brass knuckles, and you've got a slightly varied type of a John Cena match. That may be fun for little kids, who are used to seeing unoriginal trash and like knowing what's about to happen, but for fans of professional wrestling in the current age, this is nothing more than Hulk Hogan's big boot/leg drop combo.
And why the fuck does he have to spazz out like a little kid on pixie sticks when he comes out to the ring. I guess his music is getting him "pumped," but seriously, it's overkill.
Cena bashing isn't cool anymore?
That's not cool.
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