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Futurama:
Zap Brannigan: It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot one thing: rock crushes scissors.... but paper covers rock. And scissors cuts paper! Kif! We have a conundrum! Search them for paper! And bring me a rock.
Fry: Wow! That guy makes Speedy Gonzalez look like Regular Gonzalez.
Zap Brannigan: We don't know who they are or where they come from, but we do know that they stand for everything we don't stand for. Also, I heard they said you guys look like dorks.
Bender: THEY look like dorks!
Richard Nixon's Head: Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention, as I sign a historic peace accord with ambassador Kong of planet Nintendo 64.
Fry: Wait a second, I know that monkey, his name is Donkey!
Professor Farnsworth: Monkey's aren't donkeys, quit messing with my head!
South Park
GUY: Our war support songs will be a thousand times better!
RANDY: Oh, you think so? Bring the shizzle!
GUY 2: We'll trizzle the shizzle all over the hizzle!
MR. BROFLOFSKI: Yeah?! See you Saturday, McKizzer shanazerizzle shazz beyaznatch ghazziza!
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