Alright, I'm game. Sometimes it's easier to do captions when I have no idea what the hell is going on.
Embarassed, Cena tries to explain to Kurt what happened to his laundry when he accidentally mixed his yellow cap in with his whites.
John knew he had to be punished for wearing the yellow clothes, but being chained in the center of the ring while Kurt sings the Best of Barry Manilow? THat was both cruel and unusual!
As Shaniqua was sent down to OVW, she got her revenge by unleashing her new monster, the Rabid Ref! Unfortunately, she'd given him the brain of some fellow named Germaine Shepperd...
As Kurt desperately tries to retrieve the One Ring for to cast into The Cracks of Doom, Gollum works himself into a schitzophrenic froth.
Kurt: "Uh... John... nearsighted much?"
John: "Everybody out there! Listen to me! Soylent Green is SEAN O'HAIRE! SEAN O'HAIRE!!!!!!"
Danny Basham froze when he realized that the Titantron wasn't showing the match as it was happening now, but rather he was seeing himself getting thrashed by Kurt Angle three minutes in the future.
... Uh... OH!
Wrestling as it was meant to be: Greco-Roman and naked.
When Dawn found Paul, stiff, unmoving, and with a suspicious bulge in his pants, she realized that she'd done it again.
And this delightful WWE-commisioned mural depicts the time when a 500 foot tall Eddie Guerrero devoured New York.
Eddie's plans to cut another incredible promo had to be put on hold when the 100 Millionth WWE fan entered the arena.
Eddie: "And to make sure nobody takes this belt away from me, I had it surgically grafted to my shoulder. Viva la raza!"
And the crowd was doubly amazed when Eddie's talking penis put on an entertaining promo.
Eddie: "Edward James Olmos! YOU'RE the 100 Millionth fan?"
Chavo Sr.: "For the last time, I'm not...."
Chavo Jr.: "THIS is the party you promised for your title win? Balloons and confetti? Where are the strippers, dammit! I want strippers!!!"