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Old 02-19-2004, 09:46 PM   #8
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In yet another attempt from the WWE to prove that they didn't discriminate against handicapped persons, they hired their new "special" talent and pushed him to Kurt Angle's level.


Kurt Angle wasn't impressed by the feats of the magician John Hoocena.


Kurt thought he'd be doing The Bashams a favor by pulling off the arm with the elbow pad on it, so they could NEVER be discovered.


I've heard that Kurt Angle is a "stiff worker", but this is just ridiculous.


This time Rhyno had truly gone too far. Cena and Angle deliberate how to keep their match kayfabe, and decided upon doing spot after spot of Benoit-like non-release moves.

TOASTY!


Luckily for Kurt, he was quick enough to dodge Triple H's fist. The Basham wasn't as fortunate.


John Cena performs the Fire Marshall's Carry.
(Dedicated to someone's original "Fire Marshall Bill" caption.)


The Cable Guy strikes again, but nobody believes Angle!


Paul Heyman rolls his eyes in disappointment, for a second he'd thought Trish Stratus had jumped rosters.


Vince: "And so, I present to you, the ultimate tool in attracting the Latino market."
JR: "Bah gawd Vince. Brilliant."
Vince: "Yeah, I know. Now Ross, I want you to start announcing with a Latino accent."
JR: "I'll do my best, Steve."
Vince: "..."


JR: "And look at this man, Eddie Guerrdddadadadadaderdo. BAH GAWD UNPRDADADADADADAETTIERDADADAD STUNERDADADADADA."


Eddie thought he had everything under control and celebrated having the belt. But he had fallen into Triple H's trap, and the ring began to bubble and boil into a melting pit of lava...

Triple H: "Ooooooooo-hohohoho. Aaaaaaaaa-hohohohoho. Feecha howaki "Smack Down Title." Hooooooooo-hohohohoho."


It was bad enough for Eddie to steal fornature, but to steal the WWE ring was a little much.


In their game of Pinata, Chavo threw a trantrum when Eddie got the WWE belt and Chavo got the Cruiserweight belt.
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