Show: "WHOA. Now I know why they call you HARDcore Holly..."
As the ref slipped yet again, the WWE production crew reconsidered their policy of waxing the wrestling mat.
Brock: "Dear Heavenly Father... tell me, what must I do to win back the belt?"
'God': "My son, you must first go to RAW. And then you must find the one who is adorned in pink hotpants, and job yourself to him."
Brock: "Thank you, Lord, I will do as you... nice try, Steven."
'God': "Dammit."
Medic: "This looks suspicious! Men, put your gloves on! Full cavity search!"
Ref: (weakly) "nnnnnn-nnnoooooo......."
Kurt: "Uh, Paul... You weren't just involved in that 'cavity search' angle, were you?"
I was about to do a caption about Eddie and his "Little Man", but given that Eddie and Chavo are related, the caption just got far too creepy for words.
For the poor camera on the right, the fight between an Uncle and his Nephew just hit to situations too close to home, and he broke down emotionally.
Chavo Sr. was tempted, but he knew, deep down inside, that Eddie's game of pattycake was all a ruse.
In an incredible show of mental effort, Kurt uses the Force to break Chavo's hold.
Chavo: "Say Uncle!"
Eddie: "You dumbass. I AM your Uncle, ese!"
Chavo: "Uh... right. Say Nephew, then! ... No, wait, that's lame. DAMMIT!"
Kurt hesistated. The moment was perfect to play "Got Your Nose," but .... with whom?
Kurt: "Yessssss.... My preccciouusssss...."
JR: "Bah Gawd! Ah don't believe this! The One Ring has taken control of Kurt Angle! He ... has gone... completely ... INSANE!"
Tazz: "Get out of my seat, you redneck."
Kurt: "This is so embarassing. Does Chavo always suck his thumb?"
Eddie: "You don't know the half of it, ese..."
When mini-Angle saved the day by leaping onto Kurt's head, Eddie knew that he had taken one blow too many.
Kurt: "And, on Wrestlemania, I'll be where the USA is on this belt... RIGHT ON TOP!"
[offstage]: "Psst.... Kurt... You're holding it upside down..."
Kurt: "Son of a..."