Show: You don't want to sell cotton candy? Go join Sean!
Hardcore: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Big Show hides his bad hair day by dressing it as a ref's body
...........didn't fool anyone
Brock: Have a good time up there Holly!
Hardcore: Dammit
Sean: Hey whats up Bob?
Medic: Did he touch you here?
Chavo: Yes, Uncle Vinnie touched me there
Paul: Gondor asks for aid Kurt....
Kurt: For the last time this isn't Middle Earth!
God smiles upon the new WWE Champion
Eddie: Yo Cheech you were the man in Up In Smoke ese
Chavo: Son of a
Kurt: Wait.....I can feel him....
Cole: CHAVO! CHAVO! CHAVO!
Tazz: What a great first episode of MACKdown!
Kurt: You can dance when you want to, you can leave your friends behind, cause your friends don't dance-
Eddie: And if they don't dance
Kurt: Dammit this isn't sing along with the ref!
Kurt: IT WAS ME!
JR: BAH GAWD. Angle admits to being the hummer driver, hitting Austin, and raising the briefcase, BAH GAWD STUNNER
As you can see, Eddie is very territorial over his dinner
Angle: I'll never let go Eddie
Eddie: .......damn