Stop posting these so early, Always!!!! I haven't read any except Always's... sorry if any jokes were repeated.
Cena: "Touch your forearm!"
Angle: *sigh* "Stealing Eddie's gig, eh kid? And it's KNEES, not forearm."
Angle: "Oh, and another thing... AlbertaBritishColumbiaManitobaNewBrunswickNewfoundlandandLabradorNorthwestTerritoriesNovaScotiaNunav otOntarioPrinceEdwardIslandQuebecSaskatchewanYukon. BIOTCH!!!"
Cena:
Angle had things under control until Danny made the tag to Stevie.
Hebner: "So a rooster lays an egg on the middle of a sloped roof. Which side does it roll down?"
Danny: "I don't know! I DON'T KNOW! Please stop!!"
Hebner: "WRONG ANSWER! Kurt, increase the pressure!"
Cena: "Why the hell did you have to use Rhyno's 'face lotion?'"
Poor Cena. The cameraman had his Precious and Doug was holding him down, and all Hebner could do was silly hand puppets!
Angle: "Wrestling with the Bashams now? Screw that. Invisible jetpack AWAY!!!"
Cena had the unique ability take a shit and carry some at the same time.
It was bad enough they were both suddenly naked. Did Cena really have to jack off as well?
Those new ceiling, wall, and floor convex mirrors were really starting to prove their worth.
Wrestlemania Spoiler: The Artist Formerly Known As Prince defeats Eddie Guerrero to become new WWE Champion.
Millions of internet smarks smack their TV's off the roof.
Tragically, Sean O'Haire got too close to the fan.
Eddie was ecstatic until something in the rafters caught his eye.
"The belt is fake, all your base belong to us, love Hunter???"
Eddie demonstrates the "What to do during a Hardcore Holly promo" position.
Chavo gets incredible heel heat by insulting the city's native ballon population.