Homer: Stealing?! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's-His-Name?! We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those "Police Academy" movies? For fun?! Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?!... Well, except at that guy who makes sound effects, heehee... [
makes sound effect noises] Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.
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