Cena's impersonation of Jazz - "Look at me, I'm a woman with a penis!" - had gone too far, as her husband Rodney Mack's entrance proved.
Vince knew that getting Tazz to conduct a Cena-Angle interview was a bad idea.
Brian Hebner had a feather in his cap even his father couldn't boast - helping a tentacled mutant give birth to a bald little baby.
"Steal my kneepad, bitch!" "So smooth and soft..."
"If you can read this, you're about to get Angle Slammed..."
Cena's new gimmick "Shoehead" wasn't getting over, so he was put in a squash match. Being a true professional, he still tried to promote new Nike Shox to the camera.
Angle's in for a surprise as Doug prepares his blue lightsaber.
When people told Goldberg he had "chicken legs", Cena took it a bit too far - he'd tarred Goldberg's legs and was about to throw him in a bowl of feathers.
After seeing his awesome genitals in the showers two years ago, Lance Storm forever haunted Kurt.
I'm sorry Dawn, this is emotional for me... near the end it got pretty desperate. I was THIS far away from putting the title on YOU.
Vince just KNEW that Eddie 'The Genie' Guerrero was going to be huge!
Sting's paper-cutting antics in the rafters were starting to piss Eddie off.
Eddie looked very pleased with himself as his new genie powers came into use.
"Sting! You have three wishes!"
"I want to have the WWE Championship!"
"So much so... you'd even BE the championship?"
"Yes! I mean, no! Shit..."
Eddie waited a while for Big Show to recover from their opening pinfall-exchange spot.
To try and combine the brain-power of TWO Guerreros in his title match against Eddie, Chavo had his Dad's head grafted onto him.
After encountering the 7 feet tall security guards, Bob would think again about trying to steal anti-hair loss cream from the store.
Holding Bob in place, Big Show only planned "Hit Hardcore Holly Day" for WWE's jobbers, but it seemed refs wanted a piece too.
When somebody mentioned "Eddie", Brock started getting emotional about his favourite movie - Pluto Nash's box office failure had always been a sore spot.
Medic: Looks like someone jumped the ref, but nobody's been
caught yet. Hey you, stop
standing around
and deliver this news to Heyman! Hmm, this attack was probably down to referee politics. He obviously didn't have a
talent for the game.
Chavo Sr: *opens eyes* I'M NOT EDWARD JAMES OLMOS, DAMNIT!
After his encounter with Cena and the bar of soap a few weeks back, Paul had developed a fetish for soap products. "Kurt, your shirt is so soft... you must tell me the brand! NOW!"
After many conversations with HBK, Eddie had not-so-subtly managed to incorporate Extreme Preaching into his matches. "YOU HAVE THE POW-AH!"
Many things came with Eddie's newfound fame - including tabloid photographers coming from out of nowhere, looking for a gay scandal.
After signing the wrestler with one leg, Vince though the timekeeper with Alzheimer's was a fantastic idea.
Growing bored by the match, Darth Angle decided he wanted to break Chavo's back.
Acting on the instructions of his watcher Hunter Giles Helmsley, Buffy the Cruiserweight Slayer planted a leg straight through the heart of Chavo.
As part of "Make Like a Videogame" day, Angle gives us Hand Pacman and the Guerreros give us a male version of Fear Effect 2.
Kurt had to smile to himself - he was about to unleash the best Louis Armstrong impersonation EVER.
Kurt: "...what a wooonderful woooorld!"
Eddie: "...the hell?"
Angle just wasn't bothered about his role in "Titanic - The Musical" anymore, as the taxi waiting for him as soon as he finished proved.
After Angle beat HHH for the title, Hunter's hand began getting withdrawal symptoms after a few minutes.