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Old 09-29-2006, 04:19 PM   #1
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The X-Division Sucks.

I know Skippord and a few others are gonna run in here and use big letter to type "SOME FUCKING NAME" at me, but in my eyes the entire division is TERRIBLE. Let's for the sake of my boredness run through the entire division.

AJ Styles = Personally I find him to be over hyped, but never the less he is one damn charismatic and talent mother fucker. Not great when it comes to putting a match together, but all of this is completely worthless since he is now in the Tag Divison.

Alex Shelley = The only light in the X-Division. I can't say too much bad about him other than without Nash he isn't getting the attention he deserves.

Austin Aries = Apparently going to be born a "Starr" at Bound for Glory, he he isn't around right now.

Chris Daniels = God. But not in the X-Division.

Chris Sabin = I don't like him. Sorry. His dumb alien trunks and the stupid fucking gun fingers piss me off before the match even starts. He is apparently the figure head of the division currently, but I havn't liked a single thing he has done in over a year. He is a snore.

Eric Young = Could be a GREAT X-Division star...but he is bitching out to Jarrett. Not his fault.

Homicide = Incredible. But no in the X-Division.

Jay Leathal = Being black is not a gimmick Leathal, Benjamin, Lashley...seriously why is it black guys just get sent out into the world without any reason to care about them. He has yet to make me happy I saw a match of his. He isn't bad, but I could go the rest of my life without another one of his matches and I wouldn't give it a second thought.

Johnny Devine = Clutching to Shelley for dear life. Totaly worthless without other people to carry him (see Team Canada, Alex Shelley).

Kazarian = Piss break.

Matt Bently = Meh. If he wasn't Shawn Michaels cousin I wouldn't know or care who he was.

Petey Williams = Good talent, but hasn't been given a program worthwhile in like 2 years.

Primetime = No cared about him in WCW, and no one cares about him here.

Senshi = Sorry Low-Ki, but being able to stiff kick people isn't the greatest of all talents.

Shark Boy = Honestly, I would give him the title, it might be less of a joke than it is right now...

Sonjay Dutt = I fucking hate Sonjay Dutt. If you asked me to tell you why, I wouldn't be able to. He just does lots of flips, that robe to the ring is fuckin gay, and his music physically hurts my ears. Worythless son of a bitch. Hey I guess I could tell you why I hate him...

OK, so it's not like they don't have talented people, they do. It just seems like ever since AJ, Daniels and Joe left the division, it's been an after thought. There isn't a single storyline that has been worth mentioning since the departure of the three golden boys. There was a time when some people looked at the X Title as being on the same level as the NWA Title, and now the entire division is just "Face Flipper go battle Heel Flipper" with no thought or caring. The best thing the division has given me in the past few months was when the crowd started chanting "No More Jackass! No More Jackass!" And when the crowd is the best thing going for you, it's a sad day...especially when it's a TNA Mark crowd...chanting AGAINST what is going on...
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